September 27, 2005
08:09 am

John, you have had about 29 days to become a cute little caterpillar. That is four weeks. The sheet passed out in class says you should have emerged by the end of week 3. You are a week behind, John. That is seven full days. Do you know how many hours that is, John? 168. You know how I know that? I used a calculater.

Goodbye, John. To give you a chance, should you be a late bloomer, I will open your container before I throw it away. However, your container is quite smelly. So, I will wait until tonight when I get home and take out the garbage.

And, forever will I wonder if I killed you. *tear*
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